she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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