Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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