in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Drake has all the answers
you made out with another girl for some wings
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