Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
