There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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