god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize