Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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