Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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