garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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