What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I came so hard my ears popped.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
