i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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