Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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