I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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