the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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