i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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