so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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