like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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