I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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