was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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