I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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