I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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