We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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