I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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