was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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