So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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