did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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This baby is an asshole
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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