there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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