ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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