oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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