I skipped work to stalk him.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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