Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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