hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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