so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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