I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
No I am not eating basil off your cock
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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