what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Let's paint friendship bongs
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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