Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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