he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
