she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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