It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
