Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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