Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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