he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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