Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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