What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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