i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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