he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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