he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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