Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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