oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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