i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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