waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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