weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My ass is underappreciated
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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