he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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