the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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