Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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